I make it no secret that I’m not a fan of Spirit Airlines. No offense to those who do; I’m just at a point in my life where I’d rather pay a little more and get a few creature comforts like, you know, a cup of soda.
Spirit has known that their reputation has been iffy at best, and I give them credit – they’ve done a lot to try to better themselves, including working with Disney to improve its customer service. And it’s working – their website is the best it’s ever been in terms of having everything out in the open, and they’ve been known to be on time more often than some of the legacy carriers. Well, sometimes ;-).
Despite this, Spirit is still not the best (or even close), and they know it. So I find it kind of refreshing when I see their sassy flight attendants throwing some zingers, self-deprecating and otherwise, around…
Flying Spirit Airlines right now. The flight attendant just said “To all of you that said you’d never fly Spirit Airlines again… Welcome back”
— Lindsey Reckis (@LindseyReckis) July 25, 2018
“our airplane mode detector is seeing that there are….67 devices that are not in airplane mode. please enable it or we will immediately come make you.”
— spirit airlines flight attendant
— Zach Miles (@zachmil_es) July 14, 2018
Spirit Flight Attendant: “ I know y’all read the customer service reviews, so don’t have such high expectations for me” 😂😂
— Finessse Connoisseur (@LulShawn_) January 16, 2018
flying spirit tonight & the flight attendant was giving his safety spiel about how tampering with smoke detectors to sneak a cig is a federal offense & could lead to a $2K fine & he ended with “let’s be real if y’all could afford that you’d probably be flying united instead” LMAO
— sarah thee tonin 💫 (@sarahndipity18) August 10, 2018
My Spirit flight attendant deadass said
“It’s a $14,000 fine if you don’t comply with mask guidelines, and trust me, if you had that kinda money you wouldn’t be flying with us” 💀💀💀
— Andy Nguyen (@andybodyhome) July 24, 2021
this flight attendant did not just come on the intercom “last one off the aircraft has to clean i️t!!!” lmaooooo spirit airlines u wild
— shayna (@shaynasolo) May 10, 2018
My spirit airline flight attendant: “if you did not enjoy your flight with us, you can put all your complaints online at D E L T A .com”
I’m for sure returning now
— César (@SayzarFabian) August 15, 2018
*during flight safety procedure*
*Flight attendant on speaker*
“if spirit airlines becomes spirit cruise lines there’s a life jacket under the seat”
*random white woman*
“That’s not funny”
— Kyle (@KyleWojewoda) February 8, 2020
😩 spirit flight attendant said if the cabin lose pressure a mask will fall from overhead after a nominal fee of $5
— despicable Gee (@IamGeespeezy) December 12, 2015
On a Spirit Airlines flight and the flight attendant just said over the intercom “we take pride in being the best airline in the world” then had to pause and ask everyone to stop laughing so she could continue
— Mimi Ọnụọha (@thistimeitsmimi) November 21, 2018
Spirit is hilarious. The flight attendant just told us to download everything we need now because the flight doesn't have wifi. Then, she cackled over the PA.
I'm not even mad because that is hilarious.
— Pharra Perry (@PharraPerry) November 22, 2018
— Matt Roseboom (@mattboom) February 10, 2019
And finally, the comedian…
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