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20 Ways You Can Spot An American Tourist From A Mile Away

by SharonKurheg

When Joe and I went to Austria in 2016, we stayed at the Goldener Hirsch in Salzburg. The most amazing thing happened when we arrived at check-in. We got up to the front desk and saw that the clerk was on the phone. So we quietly waited. He saw us approach and although he had been speaking German on the phone, he momentarily stopped the conversation to tell us in English he’d be right with us.

He told us in English. How did he know? Is it really that obvious? The bellhops had already taken our luggage and we had no telltale signs of being Americans – not even a baseball cap! 😉 But yeah, it seems that we’re pretty easy to pinpoint.

A similar topic was brought up on Reddit a while back; “Besides their accent, what’s one way you know a tourist is American?” The answers were very interesting:

These aren’t all the answers – there were actually nearly 19,000 replies. But there are some highlights…

We wait to be seated at a restaurant

When visiting Paris my wife and I learned they don’t seat you at restaurants. You just walk in and sit down at an available table. We figured it out after standing around at the entrance a few times. Then we started noticing other American tourists doing the same.
dcabines

We’re impressed by old things

Girlfriend used to work on a farm and an estate in the U.K. and would often have Americans in awe of the old buildings. One once said, “Some of these buildings are older than my country.”
curved_oracle

We talk very loudly

While in Korea, I was casually talking to a friend on the bus in a regular speaking voice. Not even a minute later, the lady in front of us turns around in her seat and says very casually, “please calm down.” I guess American volume is noticeably louder.
jrlags

How long or how far?

I don’t have much experience in foreign countries as an American but I heard we “measure” distances in time. (Ex. It is 4 miles to our destination vs It takes 7 minutes to our destination.)
plapaplatypus

Silly us – we ask where the restrooms are

I mean, obviously the accent was then heard too but in my little village in Scotland I was in the pub and a woman politely asked the barman where the restrooms were. He didn’t know what she was on about and then it obviously clicked. “Ye mean the toilet? Aye hen it’s joost back ‘err.”
MogadonMandy

The ketchup thing

They ask for ketchup.
sirZofSwagger

We’re very specific about where we live

When they introduce themselves they never say they’re from America. Mostly just the state/city they’re from.
hazily

We expect stores to be open as late as they are at home

They’re looking for a store open at like 11 pm. Even if in most European countries stores close at like 7-8 pm.
millennium-popsicle

We’re superficially friendly

Saying “Hi, how are you?” to the barista, servers, retail workers. My country doesn’t quite have that culture so I find it really sweet.
tomayto_tomaahto

We like our drinks COLD

Extra ice in their drinks.
irishamerican

We are confident

I have never seen someone walk so confidently in the wrong direction like an American can.
olaolie

The absolute fearlessness of asking anyone on the street about anything. I don’t mean this negatively, I’m just saying I’ve seen Americans approach people both in my home country and abroad starting conversations with them that I wouldn’t dream of because they look shady or just plain scary.
Example, I was in Newcastle and I see a bald-headed skinny man with face tattoos and a tracksuit suddenly asked, “Hey bud, d’ya know where…” It’s quite admirable.
AthleticallyLazy

Our love affair with peanut butter

It sounds very weird, but everyone who buys peanut butter where I work turns out to be American.
Per_The_Pear

We’re well trained

I hear that we Americans can easily be spotted in the airport by the fact usually were use to taking off our shoes in TSA
R3ddspider

We smile a lot

When I went to Italy with a friend, I couldn’t figure out why everyone greeted me in English before I said a word. I don’t wear running shoes outside of the gym, I dress pretty posh, I can’t remember the last time I owned a baseball cap, and I try to have a basic grasp on the local language. How can they tell I’m American? My friend told me, “It’s because you’re smiling at them.”
thewidowgorey

Went to Russia once, and they knew because I smiled too much
Bangbangsmashsmash

Our politeness gives us away

Whenever I hear someone say “ma’am” I know they’re American.  Like one time I was in Lidls and there was an American family asking someone who worked there if they sold “cell phones” and when the woman said they didn’t they were all “oh okay, thank you for your time ma’am! Have a great day!” which is much more cheery than the average Scot.
foundcosy

Tipping

Americans will try to tip everyone, even in countries where tipping isn’t a thing/is considered a serious insult.

lukan2

Our shoes (I suspect this was one of our giveaways in Salzburg)

I walked into a museum in Germany and the women selling tickets greeted us in English. We were dressed conservatively and hadn’t said a word, yet she knew. I asked her how, and she said, “it’s your shoes.” Indeed, I was wearing running shoes.
questfor17

We’re outspoken

At my local aquarium the other day I heard a lady very loudly say, “Have the penguins gone to bed? Can we not see them? Y’all the penguins have gone to bed y’all missed em.”
Rangersgers

Just look in the mirror for this one

Baseball caps, University spirit wear, cargo shorts, free t-shirts from events with ads and text all over them, and for the older Americans they always seem to just kinda stand in the middle of everything looking around.
Zack1018

Some of us fit the stereotype (although many don’t)

I taught English in Japan. One of the ways we got the students to speak was to make them guess where we were from because they had a hard time differentiating between American, British, Aussie, etc. accents. After a year, none of them ever guessed I was American so I asked them why: “Americans are fat and loud. You’re small and quiet!”
gaminette

This one is kind of specific, but kind of funny. And yeah, probably true LOL!

I was at a beach where music was playing and “Sweet Caroline” came on. I told my sister (we are both Hispanic, but I live in the US): “Hey, if you are wondering who here is from the US, you are about to find out.” 10 seconds later: PA PA PAAAAAA
ardyndidnothingwrong

*** Many thanks to Barb S. for her help with this topic!

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17 comments

derek November 29, 2019 - 8:15 pm

Shoes were mentioned. Another way are facial features and body habitus. One can look at someone and often tell “this person is Korean, Japanese, mainland Chinese (Chinese from Taiwan and Hong Kong can be very hard to distinguish), French, Italian, Russian, etc” Sorry, Greeks don’t look like Irish.

The way clothes fit also is a sign

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Chris November 29, 2019 - 8:51 pm

I actually am quite proud of myself when I’m traveling overseas and someone starts talking to me in their own language and not English.

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Michael January 23, 2021 - 4:10 pm

I always try to learn some of the local language before I travel.

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Christian November 30, 2019 - 12:40 am

Any idea how the front desk person at your hotel knew? Did you ask? Another thing we do is ask questions that may be impolite. I do it too sometimes.

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Joseph N. November 30, 2019 - 12:20 pm

I have to give dittoes to the shoe thing. When I was an exchange student, the way i could always pick out the American students in a crowd was their white leather sneakers.

Clothes in general too, because Americans tend to wear baggier, less fitted clothes.

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derek November 30, 2019 - 2:15 pm

Once someone asked me for directions in French and it was not a French speaking country. I gave them the correct directions even though I was also a tourist in a foreign country.

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Marie November 30, 2019 - 2:18 pm

I agree about shoes. I first went to Europe in 1969 and could tell fellow Americans , first, by their shoes!
Great article.

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Ed January 23, 2021 - 12:35 pm

I agree when asked where I’m from I say the city, not “USA”. Everyone knows the names of major American cities so get straight to the point and avoid the follow up question “where in the USA?”. It’s just efficiency in speech.

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SharonKurheg January 23, 2021 - 2:22 pm

“Everyone” knows where Berlin is, too. But THEY still say they’re from Germany. And if anyone is more efficient than people from the U.S., it’s people from Germany. 😉

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glen January 23, 2021 - 1:28 pm

The smiling thing is hilarious! Now I know….

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Kilburnflyer January 23, 2021 - 6:10 pm

Volume of voice is bang on (nature’s megaphone)

Other tell tale signs are brandless white trainers/stonewash jeans and a propensity to wear golf/polo shirts that are one size too large

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Jason February 9, 2021 - 5:09 pm

LOL, it’s all perspective mate. I see many Euros wear polos with the massive, massive Polo logo, collar up, that appear to have been taken from their young son’s wardrobe, much too tight on the body. What’s right for you may certainly be too small for others!

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Kay Dee January 23, 2021 - 6:18 pm

Totally agree on the shoes.. But also, our teeth give us away. Not only do many of us visit a dentist every six months but orthodontia is important to many parents. Our big smiles show off our nice teeth.

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ShawnVW January 25, 2021 - 12:07 am

I think the opposite happened to me. I was on a bus in Barbados when a friendly White fellow asked me if I knew what stop he should get off. I assume he thought I was a local (because I’m Black). I never got the sense that the REAL locals would mistake me!

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jsn55 January 29, 2021 - 4:09 pm

We were having breakfast in a gorgeous room kinda like a greenhouse in a French country hotel. After a few minutes, we both looked around to see if we were the only diners … because nobody was making any noise. The room was full and everyone was murmuring to each other. It was wonderful. Americans are LOUD. Oh my, how I wish travellers anywhere would get a clue. We’re sharing space. Pipe down!

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Stephen J Herzfeld January 30, 2021 - 10:45 am

We were at the train station in Versailles getting on a train to Paris when some young people stopped us and asked in French which train to Paris. In my limited French, I said en Anglais s’il vous plait. They immediately changed to English, asked the question to which I pointed out the right train. I guess we weren’t identified as Americans.

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