Some Of The Funniest Maps I’ve Ever Seen (a.k.a. These Ain’t Your Mama’s Fold-Up Road Maps From AAA)

Some people like to travel to the same places over and over again – maybe to a certain beach town, a favorite mountain resort, or to Disney. We definitely do this – although we travel to lots of other places too, Joe and I have been going to Schlitterbahn Water Park in New Braunfels TX almost every year since 2007 or so.

When you visit the same place a lot, you start to get the true vibe of it, and it’s oftentimes different from what a “one time tourist” would get. You know what I mean. The establishments that are better, worse or more or less popular. Where you can get stuff cheaper. The neighborhoods that are fine and the ones you want to try to stay away from at nighttime. The restaurants that become your favorites. How the area has changed over time.

Anyway, a few years ago, I found a blog that draws maps. But they’re not just any maps…they’re of popular (and sometimes not-so-popular) locations and instead of helping you get from Point A to Point B, they’re chock full of satirical, cynical and tongue in cheek kinds of humor in terms of what can be found in different areas of said cities.

They call themselves Judgemental Maps and they’ve been on the ‘net (first on Tumblr, now on their own site, too) since around 2013 or so. They’re snarky, brutally honest and irreverent while pointing out areas of “car jackings,” “white guilt,” “Kardashian watchers” and “rich old people.” They’ve got a website with over 50,000 followers and a book that was the 26th best seller on Amazon in 2016. And lots and LOTS of judgemental maps.

Here’s what some publications have said about Judgemental Maps:

  • “If you’re hypercritical, condescending, and snarky, you really need these maps.” – LA Weekly
  • Judgmental Maps lays out more practical, less politically correct distinctions for the places we call home… and the places we hate next to the places we call home.” – Paste Magazine
  • “Stereotypes from sea to shining sea. Laugh at other cities and neighborhoods. Cry over your own.” – Jeff Greenspan, Freelance Creative Director and former Chief Creative Officer at Buzzfeed
  • Judgmental Maps are sure to offend just about everyone – and make them laugh their heads off at the same time.” – Bustle.com

Here are some examples:

(Note: If you haven’t figured it out by now, many of these maps are not at all safe for work, children, or people without a dark sense of humor. Most maps have decidedly adult language and adult situations, including stereotypes, racial comments, sexually explicit comments and other potentially offensive things that could, well, offend some people. They are written as a form of satire and are meant to make people laugh, but still, if you’re easily offended by such things, please don’t read any further, as you will see all that and more on the maps posted below.)

(I mean it – last chance! You have been warned!)

New York <– Click on the link for more examples besides NYC (i.e. Williamsburg, Long Island, The Hamptons, Plattsburgh, Albany, etc.)

JudgeNYC

Florida <– Click on the link for more examples besides Walt Disney World (i.e. Tampa Bay, Orlando, Delray Beach, Key West, Sarasota, Jacksonville, etc.)

JudgeFL

California <– Click on the link for more examples besides Marin County (i.e. San Fernando Valley, Hollywood, Anaheim, Long Beach, Ventura County, San Francisco, etc.)

JudgeMarin

Detroit, Michigan <– click on the link to see a version with larger printing

JudgeDetroit

London, England

JudgeLondon

Auckland, New Zealand

JudgeAuck

There are plenty more judgemental maps (and even a whole book!) to look at – check them out at JudgementalMaps.com.

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