I make it no secret that I’m not a fan of Spirit Airlines. No offense to those who do; I’m just at a point in my life where I’d rather pay a little more and get a few creature comforts like, you know, a cup of soda.
Spirit has known that their reputation has been iffy at best, and I give them credit – they’ve been doing a lot to try to better themselves, including working with Disney to improve its customer service. And it’s working – their website is the best it’s ever been in terms of having everything out in the open, and they’re now on time more often than two major airlines.
Despite this, Spirit is still not the best (or even close) and they know it. So I find it kind of refreshing when I see their sassy flight attendants throwing some zingers, self-depreciating and otherwise, around…
Flying Spirit Airlines right now. The flight attendant just said “To all of you that said you’d never fly Spirit Airlines again… Welcome back”
— Lindsey Schnell (@Reckless099) July 25, 2018
“our airplane mode detector is seeing that there are….67 devices that are not in airplane mode. please enable it or we will immediately come make you.”
— spirit airlines flight attendant
— Zach Miles (@zachmil_es) July 14, 2018
Spirit Flight Attendant: “ I know y’all read the customer service reviews, so don’t have such high expectations for me” 😂😂
— Finessse Connoisseur (@LulShawn_) January 16, 2018
flying spirit tonight & the flight attendant was giving his safety spiel about how tampering with smoke detectors to sneak a cig is a federal offense & could lead to a $2K fine & he ended with “let’s be real if y’all could afford that you’d probably be flying united instead” LMAO
— yeetwood mac (@sarahndipity18) August 10, 2018
Guy next to me to spirit flight attendant: I just flew delta it was soooo nice
Spirit flight attendant: hahah do you expect that here?
— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) September 20, 2016
this flight attendant did not just come on the intercom “last one off the aircraft has to clean i️t!!!” lmaooooo spirit airlines u wild
— shayna (@shaynasolo) May 10, 2018
My spirit airline flight attendant: “if you did not enjoy your flight with us, you can put all your complaints online at D E L T A .com”
I’m for sure returning now
— César (@SayzarFabian) August 15, 2018
Lady sitting next to me on plane: “y’all have WiFi, right?”
Spirit flight attendant:
“Honey this is Spirit. We barely have seats… you think we have WiFi?”
— Kate (@katie_webster23) October 5, 2018
Tonight the flight attendant was saying his usual speech about putting larger bags in the overhead compartment & then said "I know u wanna show ur Gucci and Louis bags but we all know if they were actually real u wouldn't be flying Spirit" lmao
— Lily Nguyen (@lily_nguyennnn) November 26, 2018
the flight attendant just came on the intercom and said "Let us know if there's anything we can do to make your experience better. But keep in mind, this IS Spirit, so there's only so much I can do" 💀💀 get me home
— eddie. (@eddie_dude) October 2, 2018
This Spirit Flight Attendant just said “Thank you to those that listened to the safety annoucements, and to those that didn’t, we love you but good luck.”
— Barlito. (@thecarlmc) July 21, 2018
😩 spirit flight attendant said if the cabin lose pressure a mask will fall from overhead after a nominal fee of $5
— despicable Gee (@IamGeespeezy) December 12, 2015
On a Spirit Airlines flight and the flight attendant just said over the intercom “we take pride in being the best airline in the world” then had to pause and ask everyone to stop laughing so she could continue
— Mimi Onuoha (@thistimeitsmimi) November 21, 2018
Spirit is hilarious. The flight attendant just told us to download everything we need now because the flight doesn't have wifi. Then, she cackled over the PA.
I'm not even mad because that is hilarious.
— Pharra Perry (@PharraPerry) November 22, 2018
spirit flight attendant told us pressing the flight attendant button cost $50 and i couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not
— A$AP Noah (@noahravede) November 26, 2018
Asked the Spirit flight attendant if she could open the clasp on my necklace cause my nails were too long – flight attendant: “that’s going to be $5.. you know ain’t nothing free on this flight honey”
— Sanah Rahman (@sanahrahman) September 14, 2018
And finally, of course, this comedian:
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