The Things I Will Not Do For Your Mileage May Vary

Fridays have turned into the day I get to write about whatever I want and I usually write about things I’ve observed over the last couple of weeks. I don’t want to call these posts rants because I think all rants ever do are let you get something off of your chest. Instead, I prefer to think of these posts as a series of thoughts. The way I wish the world worked, which, for all intents and purposes, it doesn’t. But it should. If I had my way about things. Which I don’t. 

I’ve know there are many tips and tricks for travel on the internet. When I read those posts, I know that by publishing this information the author will get more people to click to their website. Unfortunately. the information the reader finds is often either totally wrong, ethically questionable or possibly illegal. Should I share information like this on the blog? Using the lyrics of an often misquoted Meatloaf song for an explanation, “I’ll do anything for the blog, but I won’t do that.”


I got into writing because my friends would constantly ask how Sharon and I were able to travel around the world the way we did without having hit the lottery. I explained some of the basics of points and miles but there’s so much to share that having a reference online was a better way to go. Now when someone wants to change a Southwest Flight, has questions about where to eat in Orlando or even wants to know how to see the sights from The Sound of Music, we have an article to send them with all the information.

So now that I keep looking for articles, what if I find out how you can sneak into an exclusive bar, a way not to have to pay for parking or maybe there’s a way you can get a sign up bonus for a credit card you aren’t eligible for just by editing an URL? Should I share that information with you? It’s accessible, I mean I found it easy enough. But should I propagate it? (FYI, I’ve known of ways to do all three of the above activities)

I made a conscious decision that I’m not going to write about things like that. If it’s not something I would do or, even moreso, if I wouldn’t tell my parents to do it, then I’m not going to publish that info. I don’t want to put you into a situation where you need to explain to someone, “Well the people on Your Mileage May Vary said I could do this.”

Heck, I’ll even share a link. Not from any fly by night page but from READERS (FREAKIN) DIGEST! The magazine sold at the grocery store for your grandparents to buy. Here’s an article I found on their website.

Finally! Here’s a Map with Airport Wi-Fi Passwords All Over the World

Here’s the kicker, this isn’t just a map for how to get free Wi-Fi at airports as that would be fine. It’s a map with the passwords so you can steal from all the locked airport Wi-Fi networks like lounges, restaurants, etc. Ever wonder why you see people sitting outside airline clubs on computers? They’re usually stealing the Wi-Fi from inside the club. To make things worse, that slows down the network for everyone who is rightfully inside the club.


I would never condone doing this. I’ve never done it. I’d find some way to get internet access through the correct channels or I’d do without. This sets off my moral compass so I’m not going to tell you to do this. I had to share this article as an example, but please don’t do this, OK? Promise? I’m trusting you.

giphy 11.46.23 AM

I’ve had many instances of things I’ve read but don’t share. Sometimes they’re just too time sensitive for you to be able to act on them. Other times they’re things I’m not interested in so if you’re looking for cheap airfare from Turkey to New Zealand, not much help will be found on our site. Most importantly, I’m not going to share information that I wouldn’t use myself. End of story!

However if you want to know about How To Avoid Crazy Toll Charges When Renting A Car in Orlando, or What Are “Preferred” Seats on Delta and Why Pay Extra to Sit There? or even what to do When You’re Staying At A Hotel, Don’t Be Like “Naked Guy” – keep tuned for more of our articles.

Like this post? Please share it! We have plenty more just like it and would love if you decided to hang around and clicked the button on the top (if you’re on your computer) or the bottom (if you’re on your phone/tablet) of this page to follow our blog and get emailed notifications of when we post (it’s usually just once or twice a day). Or maybe you’d like to join our Facebook group, where we talk and ask questions about travel (including Disney parks), creative ways to earn frequent flyer miles and hotel points, how to save money on or for your trips, get access to travel  articles you may not see otherwise, etc. Whether you’ve read our posts before or this is the first time you’re stopping by, we’re really glad you’re here and hope you come back to visit again!


One thought on “The Things I Will Not Do For Your Mileage May Vary”

  1. Great post Joe. I don’t fly or travel much anymore but I read. You and Sharon have a very different and interesting take on travel. I wish you both nothing but good luck on this adventure.

Leave a Reply