What’s The Strangest Thing You’ve Seen In A Hotel Room?

Most hotel stays are uneventful and that’s a good thing. Occasionally you’ll have a memorable stay at a really nice place and other times you’ll endure a night somewhere that “did not live up to expectations” and that’s life.

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Sometimes you win and find a hotel like Chambers Park Place in Leeds, UK
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Other times you end up staying at the Holiday Inn Kensington Forum in London, UK – just look at that modern telly, the spacious beds and the 12″ of space between the two. At least the TV worked during our second stay. Yes, we stayed there more than once. Totally not our fault – it was part of a package arrangement when we sang at the Royal Albert Hall.

However, there can also be that hotel you remember for that ONE thing that made it, different or unique or just flat out weird. I’m not talking about cultural differences like a bidet or tea kettle. I’m talking about things you’ve never seen before.

With some contributions from our friend Steve, here are some of the things we’ve found in hotel rooms that to this day make us scratch our heads in bewilderment.

Where’s the bathroom? – Taiseikan – Hakone, Japan

This was our first stay at a Ryokan in Japan. The room was huge and we arrived very late and very tired. We found the toilet room but we never could find the shower/bathroom (like, where’s the sink to brush our teeth). This picture is the hallway towards the back side of our room.

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Back hallway (AKA Bathroom Door)

We even resorted to walking outside our room and seeing a room that looked like a bathroom with frosted windows that appeared to be connected to our room, but we just couldn’t find a way to get into it. This lasted for the better part of a day.

One of us finally figured it out.

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Secret (to us) latch to open door

The sliding “lock” of the door was disguised as one of the wooden slats. The extra wear on this one should have been a clue, but who looks for a sliding wooden slat as a lock? To this day, it continues to be one of our most embarrassing hotel moments.

What’s with the orange dog? – Andaz West Hollywood – West Hollywood, CA

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Photo from Andaz West Hollywood Facebook page

Welcoming you to every room in the Andaz West Hollywood is a orange dog sculpture. It’s actually a real sculpture by Finnish designer Eero Aamio called Magis Puppy. The hotel will sell you one for $250 but you can also go online and buy one here.

While we left the puppy where it was, other guests have been more imaginative. After seeing some of the pictures people have taken with the puppy, I’m glad we left it alone.

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You can find more of the exploits of Orange Dog at thatmikeflynn.com

Who let the child into my room? – Ibis Styles London Kensington – London, UK.

A recent Facebook post from our friend Steve was the inspiration for this article.

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I agree with him that this was an odd design choice for the interior side of the entry door to your room. I get that hotels want to be different and unique but that’s just weird, even for London. Considering that the rest of the room decor appears to be rather plain, this stands out as a focal point. I just have to wonder if every room has the same picture or not? We may never know.

You had me at hammock – Eden House – Key West, FL

One of our favorite places to stay in Key West is the Eden House. It’s got a relaxed vibe and staying there gets you into the spirit of the city. One of our stays we split a two-bedroom with one of our friends. Besides having a living room and a real kitchen, this was the most exciting thing about the room.

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Our own personal hammock.

We had a sitting area outside the room with our own hammock. Sharon spent the better part of an afternoon sitting there reading (and napping), Now, there were (and still are!) also hammocks spread throughout the property but this one was special because it was in the shade, with a fan and it was ALL OURS!

You can’t refuse the offer to eat at this hotel restaurant –  Village Hotel Swindon – Swindon, UK

This one also comes from Steve, Apparently this was the way the bedroom was prepared as he checked in.

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Yes, that is a picture of a horse head in his bed

When Steve told me about this picture, I asked for clarification of why this was in his bed? At the time, the hotel had recently opened a Buca Di Beppo restaurant on the property and they really wanted you to eat there. For those of  you not familiar with this restaurant chain in the US, they usually have a room for large parties with a round table featuring a bust of the Pope. The chain changed the theming in the UK and instead of featuring the Pope (You remember that thing back in the 1530’s with Henry VIII and the Pope) they have a Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) statue on the table. This makes the obvious reference to The Godfather movie clearer, but not any more comfortable.

Tacky sheik – Villa Montes Hotel – San Bruno, CA

There are many choices that a hotel makes when figuring out the design. I give the Villa Montes Hotel credit for making so many BOLD ones along the way.

Fur Bedskirt

Why yes, that is a fur (fake, thank goodness) bed runner. This was just one of many elements that make this hotel stand out from every other place we’ve ever stayed. From the lantern light fixtures with orange flickering bulbs in the hallway to the Buddhist inspired indoor spa, this place is one of a kind. We stayed here for one night when we arrived because it’s close to San Francisco Airport. We needed a hotel to stay for the night before our flight home (on same trip) and you better believe we stayed here again. 🙂

The disco in the closet – Hyatt Centric Key West Resort & Spa – Key West, FL

As we said in our review not long ago, we never did figure out why there was a color changing party light in the walk-in closet of our hotel room, but there it was! Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots!

 

I’m sure that’s safe – All of Cuba

Now I don’t want to call out a whole country, but we found more “questionable” wiring in this one room than I’ve otherwise seen in my whole life. I’m sure all of this work was done by a licensed electrician and it’s all up to code. Still, I wasn’t getting in that shower.

 

 

 

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What does that lamp look like to you? – Doubletree Suites Times Square – New York, NY

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This lamp has been part of the Doubletree Times Square for years. We still can’t stop thinking about it.

I’m going to finish off this post with a question. What does this lamp remind you of? I’m not going to post what Sharon and I (in addition to several of our friends) think it looks like. If you really want to know (and have an open mind), send your guess in a message to Your Mileage May Vary on Facebook or Twitter and we’ll tell you what was the first thing to pop into our mind when we saw it.

That’s my list, for better or worse. I had a blast writing this article. It’s the unique personal experiences that you get that makes travel worthwhile.

Do you have any memories about strange things in a hotel room you’ve stayed in. We’d love to hear about it. Write in the comments here or let us know on Facebook or Twitter.

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